tara tiara

yowl   howl   scowl   prowl   

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
exhibit number one is what the seraphs,
the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied.
Look at this tangle of thorns.”

la petite femme
potentially lovely, perpetually human
cose

Anonymous asked: That Roald Dahl quote struck me as really sexist but that was just my initial kneejerk reaction, maybe. How do you feel about what that quote says?


Answer:

I don’t think it’s sexist in the least. I’ve got a  pretty face and I’m just about the crudest bitch on this planet 

— 2 weeks ago
hiphopclassicks:

Will Smith x Mariah Carey x Michael Jordan x Blair Underwood x Lauryn Hill
30th NAACP Image Awards

hiphopclassicks:

Will Smith x Mariah Carey x Michael Jordan x Blair Underwood x Lauryn Hill

30th NAACP Image Awards

(via housewifeswag)

— 2 weeks ago with 2690 notes
"Over the years I have discovered a surprising but simple truth about young ladies and it is this: the more beautiful their faces, the less delicate their thoughts."
Roald Dahl
— 1 month ago with 3 notes
my best friends are twins and this is their relationship

my best friends are twins and this is their relationship

— 1 month ago with 5 notes

in fifth grade i freaked out at school bc i thought i’d lost my halloween costume (I was cleopatra) and spent like 15 minutes in utter panic looking for it and asking everybody if they’d seen it and anyway my stress was so extreme and infectious that nobody noticed i was wearing it when they tried to help me look 

— 1 month ago with 10 notes
Anonymous asked: I'm 18 My body is weirdly shaped it's like a rectangle I have a job flipping burgers and my boss is a tool I'm yellow I'm a fuckin sponge


Answer:

unrequited-indifference:

oh my fucking god. at first i was all like awhh no don’t be so hard on yourself and then i finished it and i laughed so loud my dog fucking peed

— 1 month ago with 125 notes
femme-nymphet:

i cut my hair n i’m feelin spry

i put the clipped hair in an envelope and im gonna mail it to the president

femme-nymphet:

i cut my hair n i’m feelin spry

i put the clipped hair in an envelope and im gonna mail it to the president

— 1 month ago with 15 notes

i think the concept of sightseeing is really cute. like to make an activity out of vision i mean really good for you, seein’ sights and hearin’ sounds and smellin’ smells 

— 1 month ago with 8 notes

femme-nymphet:

image

in their own juice

hahahahaha i just lost seven followers 

— 1 month ago with 7 notes