That Roald Dahl quote struck me as really sexist but that was just my initial kneejerk reaction, maybe. How do you feel about what that quote says?
I don’t think it’s sexist in the least. I’ve got a pretty face and I’m just about the crudest bitch on this planet
"Over the years I have discovered a surprising but simple truth about young ladies and it is this: the more beautiful their faces, the less delicate their thoughts."
my best friends are twins and this is their relationship
in fifth grade i freaked out at school bc i thought i’d lost my halloween costume (I was cleopatra) and spent like 15 minutes in utter panic looking for it and asking everybody if they’d seen it and anyway my stress was so extreme and infectious that nobody noticed i was wearing it when they tried to help me look
I'm 18 My body is weirdly shaped it's like a rectangle I have a job flipping burgers and my boss is a tool I'm yellow I'm a fuckin sponge
oh my fucking god. at first i was all like awhh no don’t be so hard on yourself and then i finished it and i laughed so loud my dog fucking peed
i cut my hair n i’m feelin spry
i put the clipped hair in an envelope and im gonna mail it to the president
i think the concept of sightseeing is really cute. like to make an activity out of vision i mean really good for you, seein’ sights and hearin’ sounds and smellin’ smells
“in their own juice”
hahahahaha i just lost seven followers